Awesome compared to Awesome

Vagabond3.com - Surfing while at the Great Barrier Reef. Sipping hundred year old wine on top of Mount Everest. Batman sitting on Superman's shoulders. How do you compare epic things when they are literally packed on top of each other without A) Sounding like a lame pitch for NBC's fall lineup or B) Making one sound less awesome by comparison? That's the problem with today, Colorado brought us some of the biggest activity highlights of our entire trip, with each one being so super-cool-awesome-outrageous that there is no way to talk about them without providing the disclaimer that this recap itinerary might blow your mind off (make sure all electronics are outside the splash zone).